KENYANS!

I just started taking these pills (thanks mom). They're magic pills. No wait - that would be vicodin. Anyway, it's just a supplement that you take once a day 15 to 30 minutes before breakfast or lunch. You know, one of those speedupyourmetabolismlikeyoujustshovedcrackupyourass pills. I usually don't feel much from them - except when I feel like they aren't working and borderline overdose on them then nearly suffocate in my pillows (gee, that was FUN). However, this one makes me all tweaky. I'm not kidding. I think I just folded 75289134021763078 sweatshirts in less than 3 minutes. So, in honor of supplements that harness the energy of crystal meth I thought this video would be appropriate.

400 BABIES!!!!!


Now, please excuse me while I run 5,000 laps around the bookstore while breaking hangers over my face.


ener-V!!!!!!!!!!!!!