Will the Weirdo of this Blog Please Stand Up

My attention span has not grown with my age. I thought college would help this. It did not. Not so hidden between my spurts of 'growing up' is a ridiculous immaturity that, at times, borders on absurd. What helps is that I like to write. Sometimes I even write insightful stuff. Most of the time it's ranting and raving about beer and nothingness. Either way - enjoy this trip into my head. It kind of looks something like this: