fried chicken.

I have had this complete obsession with obtaining a gorilla costume for quite some time now. What I found when shopping for said furry outfit I noticed they were all quite scary and intimidating. Now, I don't want that to be what my gorilla conveys to my adoring public!

SO, I have changed my mind and now am on a quest to work into my budget (which somehow has been occupied by these ridiculous things called BILLS) a CHICKEN SUIT!

I mean, HELLO! Where have I been?! A chicken suit is where it's at! I can only imagine what havoc and ridiculousness I would cause around campus my final year at Peace College. Not convinced? Just look at the damn thing! It screeeeeams V all over it!

What's up chicken butt?

Only thing better would be a chicken driving a golf cart - also in progress.