T-Shirts with a Statement

Last year Mom sent me a shirt. It had been hiding amoungst boxes of other shirts and voodoo crosses prior to the move to the new casa. Today I felt the need to bring it out. The front of the shirt reads "PLEASE" across the chest, while the back very boldly shouts "KILL ME." Mom said it was for finals, but I felt the first day of classes was just as fitting. Just a little humor to start off this last semester. And how is this for a little more humor - my first and only class today is tennis. That's it. Tennis. Now I'm sitting in the new library, getting stared at by new freshman who seem both intrigued and scared by me, in my KILL ME shirt. I love Peace College.

Speaking of freshmen. There seems to be an even higher influx of the homo-student. I am not pleased. I remember back in the 70's when I was one of the very few who dared roam the halls. Now, I feel as though Peace has exceeded its quota. Just stop it. Say no to the gay. They all stare at me and I don't understand why. I feel as though I'm some Lesbian Godfather here and, although that does seem a little cool at first, it loses it's appeal after I find out that everyone is watching my every step. Kiss my rings and leave me alone or you might find a horse head in your dorm bed.

On a more scholastic note, I think I may have an internship thanks to my dear Dr. Hall. After threatening my life.. then stating that she would fail me AFTER she killed me.. she said she wanted to work out me possibly being her teaching assistant in her American History class. This is quite the big deal. The reason for the threats is that I apparently have not been the most, er, trustworthy. She gave me a lecture about how she sometimes wants to strangle me because I have "enormous potential" but do not always follow through with my work at the level I should. Hm, story of my life. She did acknowlendge the very obvious change in me and how she is just as excited as I seem to be about everything. By the end of our conversation she was stating how great this all could be for me and how she really wanted me to learn how to "do this" (big gestures to the class rooms and offices surrounding us and that she knew I would absolutely fall in love with it. I think I already have.