Looking Towards the Future

These videos leave me beaming with American pride. I cannot WAIT to see what the next wave of young people bring to our great country.

His Friend Smokes REAL Cigarettes 

I have now lost count of how many times a day I say, "I wanted to do hood rat stuff wit my friends!" 

We Share That In Common

They will never interview anyone live again.

So there you have it. Two shining examples of why I'm moving to Europe.

Door Gym Gem

I just thought it should be known that although it might be true that working out can be calming, relaxing and rewarding, installing work out EQUIPMENT has the opposite effect. (Affect? Effect? You know, that still give me problems to this very day).

While installing a "door gym" I was faced with the difficult task of fastening door brackets and wrestling with elastic cords. Both left me contemplating putting them to use as a noose instead of a calorie burning apparatus. However, I'm sure that would leave me feeling like even more of a failure as I bobbed up and down losing consciousness at the bottom only to regain it as the bungee snapped me back up over and over again.

I keep glancing at the door as the brackets hang loosely from the top, almost mockingly. The extra parts are sitting next to the box with a picture of a guy who is operating a perfectly assembled door gym. I have named him Jim - and I hate him.

"You're gunna touch me"

Completely Uncalled For

I don't really have anything else to say about this except for watch it. I LOVE these guys.

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Tatt-who?

Inked professionals. Now all I need is.. well.. to be a professional!

Please oh please check out the above website. Sure makes you wonder what that doc has under his/her coat, eh? Hey - get your damn mind out of the gutter! I was totally amazed by this and cannot waaaait to be among the successful and tattooed. 

Step on over criminals, transients and the hepatitis positive! Mama's gunna be a big girl now!