Today is THE day. I mean, this is IT.

It's February 14th, 2008.

That equates to VALENTINE MADNESS!!

Actually, right not is Valentine madness because this is when I wait till the very last second to bring some sort of order to the many many boxes of assorted goodness. So here I am with a floor scattered in pink/red/white...

..and SKULLS?

Who cares is I have a 200+ page book to read accompanied by a 5 page book review to do?! This is V-DAY!! I'm sure my professors will understand. I mean, come on! I come bearing fuzzy handcuffs.. how can you not LOVE that??

Ah shit. In all seriousness I will finish my ASSignment, then dive into Valentine Overboardness later tonight...

...after I steal another shopping cart from K-Mart for disbursement purposes.

Peace and Conversation Hearts,

M-F'ing Cupid

Too Late to Make Sense

Yia Sou!

(that's hello in Greek by the way)

It's nearly 2:00a.m. and I am clearly still awake. It's more of that awake where you're ruining on pure adrenaline.. or insanity.. pick one. 

I've spent the past forever binge studying. I've figured out what's wrong with the country. It's true. I have the ONE single answer that sums up everything that is wrong with our nation: Our History Is BORING. 

Seriously. To put it quite blunty - it sucks.

Our professor (who is a temp.. who is lame... and I'm pretty sure he hates his life and takes it out on us) informed us that we should study ALL "bold" terms for our exam. Besides there being 894734241361594764 of them I, along with my procrastinating cohorts, were appalled at those words who met the criteria of a bold term. 

Ghost Dance - A cycle of song and dance the Sioux rocked out to

William F. "Buffalo Bill" Cody - He killed 4300 bison....

Department Store - No. Seriously. DEPARTMENT STORE.

Trees were murdered, ink was laid on extra thick just so these words would stick out in our reading and critical analyzation.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds this completely and utterly ridiculous. Of course, you must understand that I'm running on sugar free Red Bull and vicodin. 

I'm rambling. I apologize. It's 2:00a.m. and I have 4 hours to sleep before I wake up and learn what a mugwump is.

Peace.Love.Beer.,

V-izzle

Osmosis - a process of absorption or diffusion suggestive of the flow of osmotic action: a usually effortless often unconscious assimilation: what V does 2:00a.m. when she doesn't want to study no mo'

Oooo.. technology. *drool*

Hola.

So, I've decided to start this here blog site just for random bits of life updating. Curious about what I do on a day to day basis?

What..? No?

Then leave, damnit!

In all seriousness, this will be the latest of happenings in my ever-so-exciting life (and that's HALF sarcasm, by the way). Granted, some of the more gory details might be left out. After all, I do have an image to uphold here! Mostly, this will probably be a lot of rambling that most people would not care to read. Of course, I can be clever and witty from time to time.. so maybe this will at least bring a bit of amusement to a few minutes of your life. 

However, this blog is boring. Think of this as more of a mission statement. 

Anyway. 

Homework awaits.

So does a beer. 

Lovelyness,

V

aka Captain

aka Batman

aka The Coolest Person You Will Ever Meet